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THE MURDEROUS MATHS SERIES:
The Knowledge: The Gobsmacking Galaxy
Dead Famous: Isaac Newton and His Apple
Frequently Asked Questions (How and why I write books)
Details of Author Visits
(including Killer Puzzles)
Kjartan Poskitt Main Index Page
The Scholastic Zone
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The Murderous Maths Series
"Have a look at Murderous Maths by Kjartan Poskitt. It
is a truly addictive reading book, and was leapt on and devoured by my children. The book
is full of awful jokes, fascinating facts, real murders and yes, the maths is good too.
This is a brilliant book."
- New Scientist 22nd November 1997 -
Originally the first two Murderous Maths books were in Scholastic's
"The Knowledge" series but now they headline their own
"Murderous Maths" series.
All the books in the Murderous Maths series feature a range of characters including One-Finger Jimmy, Half Smile and their gang, Professor Fiendish, Pongo McWhiffy and the terribly lovely Veronica Gumfloss, the evil Gollarks from the planet Zog, Urgum the Axeman and so on. They also include sneaky tricks, games, jokes (most of which are repeatable) and what's more - you'll find yourself picking up all sorts of advice and tips on how to cope with maths in all it's various forms. Despite their irreverent and frivolous attitude, these books have even found their way into schools and proved to be a boost to GCSE studies.
You never know when these maths skills might come in handy - not only for GCSEs and school assessments, but when you're an adult you'll still find basic maths will help.
You might find yourself using them next time you visit a financial, or bingo site such as cheeky bingo ( click here to go to CheekyBingo.com ) , or even as part of your job, or just during everyday life. Sometimes I like to work out the progressive slots multipliers on games such as rainbow riches.
A great point of personal pride are the foreign editions which already include German, Spanish, Polish, Greek, Dutch, Norwegian, Turkish, Croatian, Italian, Lithuanian, Korean, Danish, Portugese, Hungarian, Hebrew, Thai and others...
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The Knowledge: THE GOBSMACKING GALAXY is the beginners guide to
space. It explains what all the different lumps and bumbs that float
around the sky are, it tells you how to get there and what you'll
find when you arrive. Meet the creature that sneezed itself right off
the planet, find the galaxy's ultimate ski resort, build your own solar
system and see what happens to a bloke called Sid as he takes his
grandfather clock into a black hole. This has all the fun of the
cosmos served up with lots of really satisfying facts.
Order a copy of "The Gobsmacking Galaxy" (New 2009 updated edition)
Dead Famous: NEWTON AND HIS FALLING APPLE tells the extraordinary
story of the moody genius who explained gravity. When I was researching
this book I was amazed to find there was a lot more to Isaac Newton than
just being hit on the head with an apple! Did you know he used to shove
pointed sticks into his eyeballs to see what happened? At school he
scrunched the bully's face into a church wall, later on he fell out
with almost everybody he met, some of his experiments bordered on witchcraft
and he personally signed many criminal's death warrants...and there's lots
more all in this book. Amoungst all the other gruesome facts, there's newpaper
reports on the plague, the great fire of London and the executions of the
time, plus a simple step by step guide to Newton's greatest discoveries
inclucing Calculus, Gravity and Colours. This book (illustrated with loads
of superb pictures and cartoon strips by the excellent Philip Reeve )
provides a gory, fascinating and fact-packed read for anyone aged 9 to 99.
Order a copy of "Newton and his Falling Apple" (New 2011 updated version)
THE PUZZLE BOOKS
have their own page. If you like maths, logic and
intelligence problems, then do have a look!
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How I became an
author and other stuff I do
A lot of people have been kind enough to contact me and show an
interest in what I do, and here is a summary of the answers
to some of the questions I get asked.
Where do I live/work?
I was born and now live in Yorkshire, but over the years I've been
all over the place which has given me a very odd accent.
Luckily you can't hear it if you're reading my books. I have a room
in the top of my house where I sit typing away
surrounded by old computers (which I can't work very well) computer
games, flashing lights, inflatable fish, keyboards, squirty flowers,
a fruit machine, magic tricks and my collection of 1,500 BEANOs.
When/why did I start writing? Do I like it?
I always wanted to be a performer, and at Durham university
when I was about 18 I started writing lots of plays and songs. I
then wrote little jokes and other stuff for the telly, and then in about
1990 I was asked to write some puzzle books, and now I mainly
write the Murderous Maths books. It's not a bad way to make a living
because you can stay at home, you can wear your old smelly clothes
all day, and when a new book comes out you can give a copy to your
granny and she's pleased to bits.
Why maths and puzzle books?
Because that's what I like and what I know about. With a subject
like history things are often a bit vague such as "Why did
Henry VIII have a big party with his enemies the French at The
Field of the Cloth of Gold?" That stuff gets very frustrating
but with maths things are certain, e.g. 1 + 2 = 3. I like that.
I was also lucky to have some very good maths teachers at school
who made it easy to understand and fun to do.
Where do I get ideas from?
That's a tough one! It depends on what I'm writing. With the
maths books, because I know what I have to write about
(i.e. maths), it's not too hard, I just have to think up a
funny way of doing it. Puzzles are harder, but the fun bit
is that to get ideas I need to get out - so I walk the dog
or go to the pub or have a long bath or play computer games
until I think of something. Quite often the best ideas
suddenly occur to me in the middle of nowhere and get
written on the back of my hand.
How long does it take to write a book?
It varies an awful lot! Usually I reckon a first draft takes about 3 months, although some of those days I'll be out doing shows or author visits, or I might even be working on another book at the same time. But some books are a lot longer (the first draft of Murderous Maths of Everything took nearly 2 years!) and some books are quite quick (Easy Questions Evil Answers took about 4 weeks, but that's because a lot of it was the stuff I couldn't use in the MM of Everything!) One problem is that the older I get, the fussier I get, so I cross most of it out before anybody else gets to read it.
Have I ever wanted to give up?
No I haven't, but I'm very lucky. As well as writing books, I spend a lot of days going out to do shows. When I'm getting bored of staring at the computer, I've always got some gigs to look forward to. And when I'm getting bored of hours and hours of travelling up and down the country, I can look forward to staying at home and thinking up some funny stuff. I also get to do a lot of radio and telly interviews and I invent games and puzzles. Everything I do is fun, and if I get bored of one thing I
go and do another!
What books have I written?
Quite a lot by now! All the books listed further up this page,
also the puzzle books and the plays, then there's about 8 BBC TV
books, 4 "Rosie and Jim" annuals, 3 cartoon books, books
on secret codes and practical jokes, 2 BBC "Dynamo books".
Incidentally, my personal favourite book is probably "Horribly Famous:
Isaac Newton and his Apple". There are also my stage shows which you can see here:
with music demos you can hear.
What do I read?
I enjoy checking through maths and puzzle books (if they're good),
but mainly I like to read anything funny and the funniest book
in the world is "Molesworth" by Geoffrey Willans and
Ronald Seale. It features a snotty schoolboy "Nigel
Molesworth" telling all about the nutty kids and mad
teachers at "St Custards". There are so many ace
characters and hilarious situations that I found it funny
when I was 8 and I still find new jokes almost 40 years later.
What music do I like?
I'm a real sucker for anything from the 1920's or 1930's. If
a song has the words "vo-dee-oh-doh" then it can't
go wrong for me. My favourite band are called
The Casablanca Steps who are just brilliant at playing this stuff.
However, oddly enough, when I'm planning out mazes or
drawing technical stuff I switch to Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin or
to my all time rock heros The Sensational Alex Harvey Band.
Why do I write for children?
I don't. I write what interests and amuses me and luckily
it appeals to lots of other people too, not just children
but also adults. The nice thing about having your books
published by a children's book firm is that they put more
effort in to getting good illustrators and making everything
jolly. If my books were supposedly just for "adults",
then they wouldn't have the cartoon strips and other mad things.
Thanks for being interested and do feel free to e-mail me using the "Contact Kjartan"
link at the bottom of the screen, or the link on the start page.
Details of Author Visits and Maths Sessions
I get a lot of fun from my books and I'd like
to take this chance to give a big showbizzy luvvy thank you
to my agent Marilyn Malin who got me into all this, and all the people who have helped me at my various publishers, especially Lisa Edwards at Scholastic, Amanda Smith at Samuel French Ltd, Kerry Chapple at Michael O'Mara Ltd and Philippa Donovan at Egmont. They all manage to give the proceedings an air
of quality. Oh, and then they take me to the pub.